why does dennys have a tumblr
why do you
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
A bit fat to just float there but okay
Didn’t know you could fly at all but this is wonderful
And then there’s this shit-head
What’s he trying to pull, flying like this
is he okay?
…seriously, what’s wrong with him
No wonder he went extinct.
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho
I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once
LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES.
Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES
FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE
THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES
THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE
DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES
DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.
THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS
I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!
OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.
OKAY OKAY I HAVE ON TOO! MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND HAD TOLD ME HIM STORY ABOUT WHEN HE HAD ONE, HE SAID HE HAD PULLED THE BATTERIES OUT AND PUT IT UP ON A SHELF IN HIS ROOM PRETTY HIGH UP AND ONE DAY HE AND HIS FRIEND WERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IN HIS ROOM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FUCKER STARTED LAUGHING AND SAID ‘Play with me! Play with me!” OVER AND OVER HE AND HIS FRIEND WERE SO FREAKED OUT THEY GOT A BASEBALL BAT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND THREW IT IN THE DUMPSTER THAT HE HAD IN HIS BACK YARD, AFTER A FEW HOURS HE WENT TO CHECK ON IT AND IT WAS GONE. FUCKING GONE AND HIS MOTHER HADN’T DON’E A THING BECAUSE SHE WASN’T THERE AND HIS FRIEND WAS WITH HIM THE WHOLE TIME SO THE FUCKER GOT UP AND RAN AWAY. I KNOW MY FEAR OF THEM AS A CHILD WAS RIGHT BECAUSE PEOPLE TRIED TO GET ME THEM AND I WAS LIKE “NOPE”. SO BOTTOM LINE IS DON’T BUY THESE FUCKERS.
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DE-ACTIVATE IN THE DARK RIGHT. THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE LIGHT ACTIVATED. SO I LOCKED MINE IN A DESK DRAWER AND IT WOULDN’T SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT KEPT GOING. THE BATTERIES FUCKING DIED AND IT WOULDNT STOP.
I ACTUALLY BURNED MY FURBY TO ASH IN THE BACKYARD TO GET RID OF IT. SALT AND FIRE, BITCHES.
For some reason as soon as I saw this pic Patrick Swayze’s voice came into my head saying “nobody puts furby in a cage!” Lol might have something to do with Dirty Dancing being on telly last night
Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They sawdid any of them say hey
When I was starting to almost nearly almost cry (just a little), I laughed
New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need
The ‘I’m not angry’ mark would be immensely helpful lolol.
If y’all aren’t careful i’ll get these tattooed all on my body.
But clearly tildes are used for sarcasm. ~Get with it~.
Klaine makeout at the wedding
Hey guys did you know
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