not the bees!!!!!!!!!! madam
OMG SO THERE WERE LIKE 7 HORNY OLD LADIES THERE AND THEY WERE ALL SITTING TOGETHER, LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE WAS COMBING HIS HAIR AND THEN I JUST HEAR ONE OF THEM SAY “MMM ID LIKE TO COMB MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR” IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIF E
this must has been done like 7000 times already but i dont care
who came up with the idea that an eyelash falling off constituted making a wish? like seriously “oh one of my strange hairs on my eyelid fell out time to wish for world peace”
i just watched a male rabbit trying to seduce another rabbit into having sex
he was all trying to sneak up on her butt and hump her
and he’d get really close
and jump up on her butt like
and then she’d just hop away
and he’s like
and then he’d follow her all like
she got pissy after a while and smacked his nose like
then they stared at each other
for a really long time
and they were probably like
"…i love you so much"
and then this family with two girls walked by
and the girls got all excited because they saw two rabbits like
and i was all like
"y’all gonna learn about the miracle of life"
And that’s my story.
Prompt: Bolin makes a house call to Korra the morning after her failed “duel” with Amon.
Format: TV Script
Length: 1214 words (7 pages)
Prompt: What if the Delivery Lady hadn’t cut off Korra and Bolin’s conversation when he went to deliver the gifts?
Format: TV Script
(I’m a rebel)
Length: 669 words (5 pages)
Bolin’s hands are so adorable here. The first time I saw the clip, I thought he was making a little spazzing/fangirling motion instead of actually tying on his helmet.
Can’t you just imagine him saying “Heykorraiwaswonderingmaybeifyoumightmaybewanttogototherepubliccitydancethingtonightwithmeandhangoutand
makeoutandtalkandlaughandstuff-” And Mako’s just like “STFU BOLIN WE HAVE A MATCH.”
Run fast for your mother / run fast for your father
Run for your children all your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can’t carry it with you / if you want to survive
~ Florence + The Machine, “Dog Days Are Over”