NOOO!!!! DISASTER!

not the bees!!!!!!!!!! madam

not the bees!!!!!!!!!! madam

posted 2 weeks ago

oh shit, new episodes?!? i know what im doing tonigt

oh shit, new episodes?!? i know what im doing tonigt

posted 3 months ago with 17 notes

majorkatsuragis asked: "Dude you saw American Hustle without me? Was it good?"

OMG SO THERE WERE LIKE 7 HORNY OLD LADIES THERE AND THEY WERE ALL SITTING TOGETHER, LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE WAS COMBING HIS HAIR AND THEN I JUST HEAR ONE OF THEM SAY “MMM ID LIKE TO COMB MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR” IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIF E

posted 3 months ago with 6 notes

  • Me talking to my best friend: you're a failure at life I hate you please never speak to me again.
  • Me talking to someone I hate: yeah it was nice seeing you :)
posted 4 months ago with 6 notes

*trying to write essay* “like what if i fake my death”

posted 4 months ago with 1 note



this must has been done like 7000 times already but i dont care

posted 1 year ago

who came up with the idea that an eyelash falling off constituted making a wish? like seriously “oh one of my strange hairs on my eyelid fell out time to wish for world peace”

posted 1 year ago with 8 notes

i just watched a male rabbit trying to seduce another rabbit into having sex

he was all trying to sneak up on her butt and hump her

and he’d get really close

and jump up on her butt like

and then she’d just hop away

and he’s like

and then he’d follow her all like

she got pissy after a while and smacked his nose like

then they stared at each other

for a really long time

and they were probably like

"…i love you so much"

and then this family with two girls walked by

and the girls got all excited because they saw two rabbits like

and i was all like

"y’all gonna learn about the miracle of life"

And that’s my story.

posted 1 year ago with 2 notes


Meditating - Legend of Korra Fanfic

Pairing: Borra

Prompt: Bolin makes a house call to Korra the morning after her failed “duel” with Amon.  

Format: TV Script 

Length: 1214 words (7 pages)

Beta: deoxysugar

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posted 1 year ago with 24 notes

Nightmares - Legend of Korra Fanfic
(guys this is my first fanfic I’m posting to tumblr… someone hold me)
Pairing: Borra

Prompt: What if the Delivery Lady hadn’t cut off Korra and Bolin’s conversation when he went to deliver the gifts?

Format: TV Script (I’m a rebel)

Length: 669 words (5 pages)

Beta: perplexingpariah   deoxysugar

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posted 1 year ago with 73 notes

Bolin’s hands are so adorable here. The first time I saw the clip, I thought he was making a little spazzing/fangirling motion instead of actually tying on his helmet.
Can’t you just imagine him saying “Heykorraiwaswonderingmaybeifyoumightmaybewanttogototherepubliccitydancethingtonightwithmeandhangoutandmakeoutandtalkandlaughandstuff-” And Mako’s just like “STFU BOLIN WE HAVE A MATCH.”

Bolin’s hands are so adorable here. The first time I saw the clip, I thought he was making a little spazzing/fangirling motion instead of actually tying on his helmet.

Can’t you just imagine him saying “Heykorraiwaswonderingmaybeifyoumightmaybewanttogototherepubliccitydancethingtonightwithmeandhangoutandmakeoutandtalkandlaughandstuff-” And Mako’s just like “STFU BOLIN WE HAVE A MATCH.”

posted 1 year ago with 40 notes


Run fast for your mother / run fast for your father
Run for your children all your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can’t carry it with you / if you want to survive
~ Florence + The Machine, “Dog Days Are Over”

Run fast for your mother / run fast for your father

Run for your children all your sisters and brothers

Leave all your love and your longing behind

You can’t carry it with you / if you want to survive

~ Florence + The Machine, “Dog Days Are Over”

posted 1 year ago with 1 note