NOOO!!!! DISASTER!

not the bees!!!!!!!!!! madam

not the bees!!!!!!!!!! madam

posted 3 weeks ago

best movie songs: “Anyone Else But You”  from Juno (2/?)

"Here is the church and here is the steeple. We sure are cute for two ugly people. I don’t see what anyone can see in anyone else but you."

posted 3 weeks ago with 272 notes



Clocks - Sterek Fanfiction

tumblr has officially made me ship sterek, at least in the fandom. here’s my first fic i wrote for them. and yes i have a huge headcanon that stiles is addicted to katy perry. please read/regard warnings

Prompt: A smutty, fluffy, then disturbing, then hurt-comforty fic that takes place during season 3B when Stiles has the nightmares. AU as Stiles and Derek have been a thing for around 2 months.

WARNINGS: tw: sex, tw: language; nightmare section: tw: sexual assault, tw: implied rape

Summary:

"Screw you," Derek said and leaned towards Stiles, grabbing him into his arms. The muscles on his arms pressed against Stiles’ chest and before Stiles even knew what was happening, Derek was sucking on his neck.

“Oh…. Oh, okay… We’re doing this n-now.” Stiles’ breath was already rapid and erratic. He tried to be sarcastic, cynical, but all he could think of was the wet lips currently giving him a hickey.

Word Count: 2801

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It was 3:26pm. Stiles was lying in bed on his chest, blasting “Dark Horse” through his $6 earbuds, and twerking to the beat.

“Cuz’ once you’re mine, once you’re mine…. Hey hey hey- HEY!”

The peaceful scene was interrupted with a loud smack to his rear.

Stiles turned his head and looked up. Sitting on the bed, grinning devilishly, was the only person who’d be crazy enough to interrupt him mid-Katy.

“Derek, I swear to God, if you slap my ass one more time while I’m listening to Katy, I’ll shove mountain ash up yours.”

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posted 3 months ago with 9 notes

Track Title: Wrecking Ball - Johnlock Edition

Artist: nooodisaster

Album: Tumblr

In anticipation of Sherlock season 3, I listened to Wrecking Ball way too much and made this parody. So for all the way too obsessed Johnlock shippers, cheers.

 

(I Ship Johnlock Like a) Wrecking Ball  lyrics

 

I go on tumblr every day to look at Johnlock posts

I draw and cry, I write and die, I love them the most.

 

Don’t you ever say Sherlock is not gay

I will always ship them

It might be a lie, but I’ll probably die

If this is not canon

 

When I watch the TV show

The only thing that I know

Is Sherlock is a homo

And John Watson is probably bi

Yeah he is def not straight

 

Everyone on that show is gay, I’m sure that is a fact

I like to draw them having sex, it’s the best way they interact

 

Don’t you ever say Sherlock is not gay

I will always ship them

It might be a lie, but I’ll probably die

If this is not canon

 

When I watch the TV show

The only thing that I know

Is Sherlock is a homo

And John Watson is probably bi

Anderson likes them both

And Lestrade I don’t even know

Mary is with John right now

And I don’t know why

He has a moustache

 

I never meant to start a shipping war

I just wanted to draw some porn

And instead of being great

I went ahead and tagged my hate

I never meant to start a shipping war

I just wanted to draw some porn

I just wanted to write some porn

 

Don’t you ever say Sherlock is not gay

I will always ship them

 

When I watch the TV show

The only thing that I know

Is Sherlock is a homo

And John Watson is probably bi

Anderson likes them both

And Lestrade I don’t even know

Mary is with John right now

And I don’t know why

He has a moustache

It’s not an attractive moustache

posted 3 months ago with 499 notes

oh shit, new episodes?!? i know what im doing tonigt

oh shit, new episodes?!? i know what im doing tonigt

posted 3 months ago with 17 notes

boycott this horrible institution

boycott this horrible institution

posted 4 months ago with 1 note



Taylor Swift - Back to December / Fan-made cover (made by me)

Taylor Swift - Back to December / Fan-made cover (made by me)

posted 7 months ago with 2 notes

Nick Minaj - Moment 4 Life ft. Drake / fanmade cover (made by me)

Nick Minaj - Moment 4 Life ft. Drake / fanmade cover (made by me)

posted 7 months ago with 5 notes

Track Title: Stars Dance

Artist: Selena Gomez

Album: Stars Dance

Custom Album Art made by me from my favorite song from Stars Dance…. “Stars Dance”.

posted 8 months ago with 6 notes


what if god was one of us?

posted 9 months ago with 30 notes